Name: April, no relation to "Baypril"
Race: Crazy Newf
Height: Oh, about Yay-tall
Weight: Vagina
Location: Toronnah.

April's first introduction to TDO came on the KATG forums, where she quite nicely told everyone how much Dr Bri sucked on Episode 544: Team Drunk Ottawa. Little did she know that she would soon be drawn into the seedy underbelly of Ottawa podculture.

April is many things, but shy is not one of them. Quick to integrate into the TDO fold, "April's Vagina Monologues" was an instant hit with our tens of listeners. We're still not entirely sure if we heard the whole Accidental Anal story. April has taught us many tings; the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, how hot lifeguards can still come with small equipment, and what kind of stories excite Leo Laporte. OK, the one about the Tootsie Pop is made up.

April has left us for "The Big Smoke", Toronto, but is expected to return as often as she can for future Team Drunk Ottawa shows!